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While it is true that no words adequately describe Chuck Norris, the New Word American Dictionary Ed. 1 Vol, 3 does reference Chuck Norris in its definition of badass. We include it here to help you understand the gravity of our Mission.

Badass

bad*ass [bad-as]

-adjective. like Chuck Norris (figuratively, because nothing and no one is as badass as Chuck Norris).

Using Tabasco for eyedrops is badass. Chuck Norris prefers to use the juice from a fresh Red Savino habanero chile pepper mixed with gasoline, which he applies while lighting a cigarette.

-noun. something or someone exhibiting the manly ferociousness of Chuck Norris, but on a lesser scale because nothing and no one is as badass as Chuck Norris.

A badass uses a sharp object to cut out the hearts of enemies. Chuck Norris prefers to decapitate his enemies with a roundhouse kick to the face. The heart then leaps out of the open neck hole voluntarily and explodes under Chuck Norris' gaze.