posted by Dakota on May 9
On Thursday, May 8, 2008, one of our field agents spotted rapper/reality TV star Flavor Flav eating dinner with his crew at MR CHOW in Beverly Hills, Calif. This resourceful Team agent recognized the evidence-gathering opportunity immediately. After all, is it not appropriate that Chuck Norris could be masquerading as Flav, a man who clearly has his own identity issues? A man born as William Jonathan Drayton, Jr. who — despite his training as a classical pianist and trombonist — decided to pursue fame as a goofball? Would this not be a clever cover for Chuck Norris himself?
Considering this, our field agent immediately purchased two bottles of Dom Perignon, with the intention of bribing his way into Flav’s private party to ask him the all-important Question (i.e., Aren’t You Chuck Norris?). Alas, our agent was turned away at the door, access denied. Flav apparently can buy his own Dom.
Disappointments like these do not shake us from our resolve. The Mission lives on.
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