Chuck?

posted by Ginger on May 26

Since our recent decision to go public with Mission, we have received many questions about who we are, what we do, why we do it, etc. Hence we have decided to produce a list of FAQs and their answers (we thought about just writing the FAQs, but that wouldn’t be so useful since you would just read them and go, yeah, I was wondering that too) So here goes.

Who are you?

We are The Team. If you’ve reviewed our site and still don’t know what that means, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Is The Team a cult?

Before we answer this question, we ask that you close your eyes and take a deep breath. Now, imagine you are in a tiny sailboat in the center of the ocean, rocking, rocking, rocking. You are getting sleepy, your eyelids are feeling heavy. You feel the sailboat approaching the place where you will find inner peace, nirvana. And now you have arrived and a sense of calmness washes over you as you contemplate the Mission to prove the Theory of Chuck Norris and know that all is well in the world.

Who is Chuck Norris?

Please leave our site immediately. You should not be here if you have to ask this question.

How are you related to the Chuck Norris Facts people?

We are completely independent of the Chuck Norris Facts people. We do commend them, however, for their outstanding work in their field. They made the decision to go public with their findings long before we did and essentially paved the way for us to achieve greater acceptance in society.

Can you email me a list of Chuck Norris jokes?

Daily, it seems, we find ourselves making the distinction between Chuck Norris Facts and Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris Facts are truths; Chuck Norris are the bastardization of those facts, promulgated by faithless, superficial individuals who view the realization of Internet fame as the only thing in life that really matters. So, no, we cannot email you a list of Chuck Norris jokes.

When are you adding more videos to your site?

Completion of our video site (see www.thesearch.arentyouchucknorris.com) has hit some snags. We apologize for this; the setbacks have been unavoidable. The reason we have developed the site in this manner, however, is to allow you and other Mission supporters worldwide to add your own personal video evidence and Chuck Norris experiences. So we can also answer your question with our own question: When are YOU adding more videos to the site?

I saw someone wearing a t-shirt that said Join the Mission. Is that related to you? Where can I get one?

It may have been an official Mission t-shirt. These are available on the Chuckwear page of our site.

Is Blondie single?

No.

We will continue to add to our FAQ list as necessary.