Chuck?

posted by Ginger on Jul 11

Prior to Jackson’s appearance in the studio for his “Fox & Friends” interview, it is believed that he was listening to some tunes on his iPod while reviewing the latest Mission materials. The combination of influences—will.i.am grooving through his earplugs and the power of Chuck Norris weighing heavily on his mind—stimulated Jackson’s creative power and he wrote a little jig on the spot. When he made the nasty little comment about Barack, it was just one of those uncontrollable outbursts that happens when a song’s stuck in your head. Nothing malicious at all.

In the turmoil that followed, Jackson forgot all about his song and its lyrics. It’s OK, Jesse, we got your back. You might need these if Obama ends up in the White House.

Artist: Jesse Jackson
Song: I Got ‘Em From Obama
To the Tune of: I Got It From My Mama by will.i.am.

Ladies
Here we go

Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.
Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.

I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em I got ‘em got got ‘em.

Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.
Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.

Promises overload, money out of control.
For his people, he should be a model.
But somethin’s not right, not natural.
Obama’s talkin’ down at other blacks’ feet,
Going to church, acting all sweet.
Makes me wanna cut somethin’ off if you know what I mean
Cause the phony way he play is obscene.
He make me steamin’ like a sauna.
Look out, look out, here he come now.
Look out, look out, here he come.

Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.
Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.

I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em I got ‘em got got ‘em.

Job training, renewable energy,
Stealin’ votes, teaming with Hillary,
Foreclosure prevention funds and tax rebates;
They don’t fool me, I know what you’re spreading is hate.
Called up Mrs. Bobbitt, asked what to do—
That girl laughed when I said it was you.
Wondrin’ what’s up Barack Obama
How you can act so dumb?
Maybe cause you’re blessed, able to raise big funds.
Maybe cause your white smile keeps both sides stunned.
Wondering just where you got that from?

Lorena where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.
Lorena where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.

I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em I got ‘em got got ‘em.

Here we go

Barack’s been talking down to black people
I wanna cut his n**ts off

If ya talk down to me,
I guarantee, you’ll be nutless like Obama
Nutless like Obama
Nutless like Obama.

Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.
Baby where’d you get those jewels from?
Tell me where’d you get those jewels from.

I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em from Obama.
I got ‘em I got ‘em got got ‘em.