Chuck?

posted by Ginger on Aug 21

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We’ve just received new video evidence in our quest to find Chuck Norris.
Imagine this: it’s Wednesday, August 20, and you’re enjoying a drink with several of your key associates at the Boca Raton Resort & Club’s Bar Luna.
You’re in Florida for a conference and it’s been a long day. Through the haze of your martini, you spot someone familiar across the room. You lean forward…is it…Steven Spielberg? No, by god, it’s Larry David! You know, the comedian/writer who was heavily involved in the creation of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

An ordinary man would’ve shrugged and waved down the waitress for another drink. But this is no ordinary man; this is one of the Team’s top operatives who, along with being a high level executive, has a lengthy list of Chuck Norris Mission credits to his name. He was present at the Flavor Flav sighting and has actually met Chuck Norris in person. While that meeting was 20 years ago, it is the sort of experience that changes you forever, wouldn’t you say? Since then, he has been tormented by an unsettling need to find Chuck again.

Compelled by his dedication to the Mission to prove the Theory of Chuck Norris, this operative approached Larry David (or Chuck Norris?) and asked him the all-important question, “Aren’t You Chuck Norris?” Larry appeared to be taken aback…but then it could’ve been an act. Watch the video and decide for yourself.

Now, as to why Chuck Norris would be lurking in Boca Raton in the disguise of Larry David is another question. Perhaps it is only an odd coincidence, but the boy who recently made news headlines for fighting off a bear with his bare hands (possibly inspired by Chuck Norris?) is from Boca Raton.