Chuck?

posted by Ginger on Sep 11

In Arkansas over the weekend, a 15-year-old boy had his jaw broken by a Silver Asian carp. The boy was leaning over the edge of his inner tube when the fish jumped out of the water and smacked him in the face. He lost consciousness immediately and has since been put through oral surgery to wire some of his teeth back together. Click here for the full story.

Silver Asian carp are not native to the U.S.; they were brought here in the 1970s. Some theorize that a collection of these aggressive fish were given to Chuck Norris by the Chinese government as a peace offering, shortly after Norris appeared in Way of the Dragon with Bruce Lee. Under Norris’ nurturing and care, the Silver Asian carp have evolved in deadly fighting machines. It is unknown when Norris released the carp to the wild, but they’ve been kicking ass ever since.