posted by Ginger on May 14
As much as we enjoy the emails we receive from our fans…our research indicates that this photo submitted to us is perhaps not really Nicolas Cage or Chuck Norris, but in fact a wax replica. Further, we are not convinced that wax is a substance hardy enough to conceal the Great Chuck Norris. However, since we have not had the opportunity to test this theory (and are not willing to pour a bucket of hot wax on Chuck Norris for fear of dangerous repercussions), we put these questions to you, our faithful audience:
- Could the Theory of Chuck Norris be expanded to include not only famous people but also wax replicas of famous people?
- Is Nicolas Cage really that skinny?
- Have you ever talked to a wax figure and expected it to answer?
- Why is Chuck Norris’ head so big?
Long live the Mission.