Welcome to the Official Aren'tYouChuckNorris.com. Our Mission is simple: To prove the Theory of Chuck Norris. Are you ready to join the Mission?

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Chuck Norris has inspired fear, loathing, angst, anxiety, despair, cold sweats, and t-shirts. Wear one and you might just cause an icy chill to run down the spines of your enemies. Maybe. Well, probably not. But it's worth a shot.

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Disclaimers: Chuck Norris does not sew these shirts by hand, but he could if he wanted to, and several hundred times faster than any exploited, third-world labor. Purchasing or wearing a Chuckwear tee does not mean that you have joined our Mission. It also will not protect you should you inadvertently provoke the wrath of Chuck Norris. If you wear a Chuckwear tee, you are only doing so to show off your taste in fashion.