Welcome to the Official Aren'tYouChuckNorris.com. Our Mission is simple: To prove the Theory of Chuck Norris. Are you ready to join the Mission?
By agreeing to join the Mission, you are stating your commitment to help us search for further evidence in support of the Theory. When you find such evidence, document it and share it with us. We, in turn, will share your findings (and your name if you want) with the world.
Acceptable evidence includes video, photos and audio clips. Collecting this evidence is as easy as walking up to someone who looks like a celebrity and saying, "Hey, Aren't You Chuck Norris?" You can upload videos and audio here and email us anything else.
The Rules of Engagement
Rule 1. ALWAYS BE PREPARED. Keep a video recording device and notepad with you at all times. Your recorder might be your phone or it might be a 20-lb. dinosaur that records on a VHS tape. We don't care. A smaller device keeps you from looking foolish, that's all. Remember to write down when and where you collected the evidence.
Rule 2. DON'T BE A JERK. Don't heckle, harass or otherwise be a jerk. This puts your life in danger (if indeed our Theory is true) and it makes our community of believers look bad. Just ask the question (Aren't You Chuck Norris?) and move on.
Rule 3. DON'T SPEAK IN RHYMES. Chuck Norris doesn't like rhymes. Especially the one that goes, "Chuck Chuck Bo Buck..."
Rule 4. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. The original Team members have regular jobs and live otherwise normal lives. Your job makes your participation in the Mission possible, but remember it's just a job. Jobs pay the bills; the Mission is your passion and keeps you alive. You lose your job and you get another. The Mission ends and you:
1) Don't need a job because you have proved the Theory and will make millions on books and appearances on Oprah, or
2) Don't need a job because your existence is meaningless. You might as well sell bananas at the off ramp.
Rule 5. HELP BUILD OUR COMMUNITY. Join our community, even if you haven't collected any evidence yet. Recruit your friends. Keep the dream alive.